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There There, Nurse Kari Nautique Will Make It All Better
NOTE: Kari Nautique is not a nurse. It’s just a photo we liked due to the amazing cleavage. Let’s move on. Boy, we thought, have we got a girl for you. This Kari Nautique, a recent Cybergirl, is really something. Sure she looks good in pictures, but you need to See More…
Nova Rockafeller: Tha Cutest Lil’ Gangsta!
Shabooty is our Internet buddy, in a never-met-ya kind of way. We’re generally simpatico when it comes to taste in women (we agree on Berlin Scott, Shay Maria, Brittany Ireland, and Taylor Vixen). Shabooty tipped us to this interview he did with Nova Rockafeller, See More…
Rachel Bloom: You Can Touch My Boobies
Big breasts and comedy can be a tricky combination. It may be that the male brain has trouble simultaneously desiring something and laughing in its general direction. The back roads of humor are littered with the corpses — the shapely corpses — of the likes of Julie Brown, Rhonda (Read more…) See More…
Should You Watch ‘Best Ink’ Tonight? Sabina Kelley Says Yes
Best Ink, a new reality series that seeks “America’s Top Tattoo Artist,” premieres tonight on Oxygen. The show challenges ten ink-slingers to create and execute exceptional designs, and will appeal to tattoo fans for sure. But what about you? Will you like Best Ink? Hell, we don’t really know… See More…
Kelly Brook Socks it to Her Breasts
Before Kelly Brook did such fine films as Survival Island and Piranha 3D, she was most famous for simply being really, really hot. She regularly topped polls of sexiest women in the UK, or best celebrity body, etc. This was (and is) a good thing because she is curvy See More…
Stacie Marie is a Missy Who is Ready to Play
We could write you something about how awesome Playboy model Stacie Marie is, but we don’t think we’d do any better than the cocky haiku that is her Twitter (@MissStacieB) bio: “I’m the girl all the bad guys want. Published glamour model. Hooters Girl. Dreamer. Lover. Rocker. IU Girl. See More…
The Return of Natasha Kizmet, Pride of Uzbekistan
Guess Uzbek… Bek again… Natasha Kizmet is bek! Or, back. This goofy Uzbek pinup was on our radar a couple of years ago when she was a) touting a Borat-style mockumentary about an Uzbek girl lost in the Awesomeness of America and b) posting lots of naked pictures to See More…
Why the Olivia Munn Nudes Are Fake. Er, Sorry, Real
We’ve gotten in trouble for this sort of thing before, so if you’re reading this post in some future time and all the images are woodland creatures instead of the lovely and talented Olivia Munn, who we truly do like, well — sorry. That would mean some legal eagles See More…
Are these the Christina Hendricks & Olivia Munn You’re Looking For?
Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn—sort of a Laurel & Hardy pairing of babe-itude, when you think about it. So why are you, and half the internet, so interested in Christina and Olivia today? Why are these two ladies getting so much attention? You know damn well why. And if you See More…
Claudia Verela Fears Clowns, Lacks Booty, Loves Granny Panties
Claudia Verela needs no introduction at this point—this is now her third time on TSJ, you loved her way back when and then when she did it again. Poet but didn’t even know it! So again here’s Claudia who appealed to a lotta ya, making you feel pervy because she’s See More…
Rosa Acosta, Stephy C and Others About to Get Really Sticky
Photographer Frank D., aka Frank Hotsauce, is about to drop something big over at DynastySeries.com. It’s called “The Honey Series,” and it’s a whole bunch of models wearing nothing but bee sauce. Honey. Dripped and drizzled all over their bulbous and caramel-colored bodies. If you like your eroticism See More…
Kate Upton, Jessica Gomes, Adaora: The Hottest SI SwimTracks
Sports Illustrated has gone all musical for its 2012 Swimsuit Issue, creating a subsection of the issue website for “SwimTracks.” These would be short videos of the models being photographed with music supplied by DJs. There are 18 SwimTracks in all. Do you really need 18? Well, you don’t… See More…
Happy Valentine’s Day From Bianca Beauchamp
This really needs no introduction, does it? Bianca Beauchamp doing her shiny, day-glo, skin-tight latex thing in shades of pink and red for Valentine’s Day. If you like this sort of thing there are roughly one trillion more images and videos in the same genre at her official sites, biancabeauchamp. See More…
Urban Xhibition Returns with Fetish and Candy. Sweet, Obsession!
Outrageously erotic photographer Ransom Rockwood is back with two more issues of his self-published mag, Urban Xhibition. Previously, you may recall, we shared a preview of “The Wet Issue” — now he’s bringing us “The Fetish Issue” and “The Candy Issue.” What was it Ogden Nash said about this See More…
Jessamyne Rose is a Human Valentine
It’s right around the corner–the festival of chocolate, lingerie, red roses and pretty bows known as Valentine’s Day. Have you made your plans, purchased the necessary items, reserved a table at that little place downtown she loves so much because, dammit, she’s worth it? It’s none of our business, actually. See More…
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